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Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal (Chat Noir Edition)

Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal (Chat Noir Edition)

$29.00 USD

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Retro Poster · Cat Bathroom Print

Wash Your Hands, You Filthy Animal

A moody black cat in the spirit of a Belle Époque cabaret poster stares into your soul and your hygiene habits. Bold red-and-cream retro styling, a dash of mystic moon and a savagely polite insult make it a bathroom show-stopper. Sometimes a cat's disappointment is the best soap dispenser.

"Meow means scrub."

Premium Art Print

Premium Art Print — Colour That Knows How to Make an Entrance

Vivid, accurate tones with beautiful depth — printed to bring every flourish, metallic accent, and fine line to life.

  • Paper: heavier-weight, 200 gsm matte archival paper with a smooth, uncoated, glare-free finish
  • Detail: crisp lines, subtle gradients and rich colour made to flatter every illustrated flourish
  • Made to last: premium materials help the artwork stay beautiful for years to come
  • Carefully packed: strong protective packaging keeps your print safe on its journey

A splendid choice for a thoughtful gift, a room refresh, or the wall that has been waiting rather patiently for a centrepiece.

Canvas

Gallery presence, without the gallery hush. The artwork is printed on durable cotton-polyester coated canvas for added depth, texture and a timeless finish.

  • Canvas weight: approximately 300-350 gsm / 110-130 lb cover.
  • Canvas thickness: approximately 350-400 microns.
  • Stretcher frame: sturdy FSC-certified wood with an approximately 2 cm / 0.8 in profile.
  • Ready to hang: a mounting kit is included, because wrestling with hardware is rarely anyone's idea of glamour.
  • Protective delivery: shipped in strong packaging and produced locally where possible.
Framing & finish

Framed Premium Art Print

  • Frame: durable pine wood, approximately 20 mm / 0.79 in thick and 10–14 mm / 0.4–0.6 in wide.
  • Protection: shatterproof plexiglass helps keep the artwork safely protected.
  • Finish: smooth matte fine-art paper keeps reflections politely out of the way.
  • Responsible materials: FSC-certified paper and wood.

Framed Canvas

For a more substantial, gallery-style finish, choose the framed canvas option.

  • Canvas: premium 300–350 gsm cotton-polyester blend, stretched over FSC-certified wooden stretcher bars.
  • Frame: slim floating-style frame made from FSC-certified or locally sourced pine or poplar.
  • Frame colors: Black
  • Floating effect: approximately 12 mm / 0.45 in of space between the canvas and outer frame gives the artwork a clean, contemporary gallery appearance.
  • Frame profile: approximately 9–14 mm / 0.35–0.55 in wide; depth varies by region, approximately 32 mm / 1.26 in in Europe and 42 mm / 1.65 in in North America.
  • Print quality: rich, vibrant color designed to remain beautiful over time.
  • Ready to hang: hanging hardware is included and may vary slightly by country.
Happiness Guarantee

Your happiness matters to us. You may return your order within 30 days of delivery for a full refund or replacement.

If something is not quite right, simply contact us. We will do our best to put it right quickly and kindly - no fuss, no drama, no tiny-print sorcery.

Shipping

We ship globally and work with trusted production partners to make your order as locally as possible, including in the US, the UK and selected locations in Asia. This helps shorten shipping distances, support faster delivery and avoid unnecessary carbon emissions.

For international orders, customs duties, import taxes, tariffs or other charges applied by the destination country are the customer's responsibility. They are not included in the product or shipping price and sit, rather inconveniently, outside our control.

Fast shipping

Locally printed in the US, UK, Australia and selected locations in Asia for a faster, friendlier journey to your wall.

Sustainable & eco-friendly

Fine Art Giclée prints and canvases use FSC-certified paper and wood wherever applicable.

Happiness Guarantee

A 30-day money-back or replacement guarantee, handled quickly and kindly.

Loved in rather stylish homes

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Cornelia

Ein wunderschönes Motiv und eine sehr schöne Druckqualität, trotzdem bleibt es ein Druck auf dickem Karton und dafür ist es recht teuer. Ich werde trotzdem meine Freude daran haben und vielleicht versteht mein Mann die kleine Anspielung

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Glynis

Really pleased with quality of item. Looks lovely.

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Andrea

Vielen lieben Dank für den tollen Service und mein Sonderformat, ich freue mich schon, wenn es dann gedruckt an der Wand hängt 😊

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Jordan

Beautiful print,I totally Love it. Great seller highly recommend
A+++!

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Christina

Beautiful and looks great in my living room. Love it. We got the biggest option - wish it came even bigger! thanks!

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Lori

It was good quality and shipped quickly.

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Mary

Love the poster! The framer recommended laminating, mounting and framing it, so no worries about moisture damage and very simple to clean.

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Mary

Good quality print, prompt shipping. Very pleased!

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