Please don't do cocaine

Please don't do cocaine

Unframed Print / 20×25 cm / 8×10"
$29.00 USD
$29.00 USD
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Please don't do cocaine
  • Please don't do cocaine
  • Please don't do cocaine
  • Please don't do cocaine
  • Please don't do cocaine
  • Please don't do cocaine
Please don't do cocaine

Please don't do cocaine

$29.00 USD
$29.00 USD
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She's dressed to the nines, dripping in pearls and Deco gold, and she has just one thing to say. This glamorous 1920s flapper welcomes your guests in the most stylish way possible, making your bathroom the most talked-about room in the house.

This art deco bathroom print blends the opulence of the roaring twenties with laugh-out-loud humour, featuring rich crimson and gold tones, geometric vintage patterns, and that unforgettable message. Whether you call it a powder room, a loo, or a restroom, this vintage-style funny wall art transforms any bathroom into a scene straight out of a Great Gatsby party.

Perfect for eclectic home decor, this piece works beautifully in a powder room, guest bathroom, or even a quirky living space. The warm gold and deep red palette pairs well with both modern and vintage interiors. It makes a brilliant gift for housewarming occasions, birthdays, or anyone with a sense of humour and a love of 1920s style.
Print Details

I. Art Print

  • Printed on museum-quality matte archival paper with a smooth, uncoated finish for a refined, premium look that feels beautiful in any room.
  • The 200 gsm / 100 lb paper weight gives the print a sturdy, high-quality feel while helping it stay beautiful for years to come.
  • A perfect choice for a thoughtful gift, a stylish home refresh, or the centrepiece of your wall art gallery.
  • Carefully packed in strong, protective packaging so your print arrives safely and ready to frame.
  • Produced locally where possible to support more sustainable production, reduce carbon emissions, and help ensure faster, smoother delivery.

II. Canvas

  • Printed on a durable cotton-polyester coated canvas that gives your artwork added depth, texture, and a timeless gallery-style finish.
  • The canvas substrate weighs approximately 300–350 gsm / 110–130 lb cover, with a thickness of 350–400 microns, giving you a strong, long-lasting piece made to be enjoyed for years.
  • Stretched over a sturdy FSC® certified wood frame, offering a more responsible material choice without compromising on quality.
  • The approximately 2 cm / 0.8” thick wooden stretcher bar gives the canvas a clean, professional look that feels substantial on the wall.
  • Includes a mounting kit, so you can hang and enjoy your canvas with less fuss.
  • Shipped in protective packaging and strong boxes to help ensure it arrives in excellent condition.
  • Produced locally where possible to reduce carbon emissions and support faster, more reliable delivery.
Return policy

Your happiness matters to us. As part of our Happiness Guarantee, you can return your order within 30 days of delivery for a full refund or replacement.

We want every customer to love their print or canvas. If something is not quite right, simply contact us and we will do our best to make it right quickly and kindly — no fuss, no drama, no tiny-print sorcery.
Shipping

We ship globally and work with trusted production partners to create your order as locally as possible, including in the US, the EU, and selected locations in Asia. This helps reduce shipping distances, support faster delivery, and lower unnecessary carbon emissions.

For international orders, please note that any customs duties, import taxes, tariffs, or additional fees charged by your country are the responsibility of the customer. These charges are not included in the product or shipping price and are outside our control.

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Loved by customers with 500+ five-star reviews. Made with care and backed by a simple promise: love it, or I’ll replace or refund it — no hassle.

Quality First

Crafted on premium matte paper or textured canvas, each print delivers a refined finish, rich detail, and lasting beauty.

Local Production & Shipping

Printed locally in the US, Europe and Asia and dispatched usually within 2–4 days. Tracked delivery to your door.

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